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« Reply #150 on: February 20, 2009, 01:18:06 pm » |
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There were two friends walking..one told to the other (u know i like Vienna so much specially at July month) (but as i know u have never been to Vienna before) his friend said (because my wife used to visit her aunt at July in Vienna every year) he answered!
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« Reply #151 on: February 20, 2009, 01:41:53 pm » |
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once there was a man walking over a mountain and suddenly he found a man trying to throw his self from the mountain he caught the man and told him( are u crazy to kill ur self?) (let me die.. every one see me tell me that i am stupid...i want to die) the man shouted..(no u r not)..( i will ask u 3 question&if u answer any 1 of them u r smart &the other r liar) ok ask
1- something appears in the sky from east to west...
after 30 min of thinking (i do not know) okey it is the sun
2- a very large star appear in the sky and very hot and first letter of it is (sun)!! also after long time the man said( i have no idea)..ok it is also the sun
3- also a star appears in the sky at night and the first letter of it is (moon)!! (ha ha i am not stupid it is the sun) the man answered !! the other man kicked the stupid man out from the mountain and shouted(go to hell foolish man)!!
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« Reply #152 on: February 20, 2009, 01:52:50 pm » |
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maybe you can help that guy, teach him, since you look so smart
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« Reply #153 on: February 20, 2009, 01:55:30 pm » |
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yeah, you look so smart. why don't you help that poor guy, don't kick him to the hell, remember, you are smart don't you
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« Reply #154 on: February 20, 2009, 02:02:58 pm » |
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i do not walk over mountains!!
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« Reply #155 on: February 20, 2009, 02:03:04 pm » |
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haha I translated this joke in Bulgarian in one blog article  |
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« Reply #156 on: February 20, 2009, 02:07:20 pm » |
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which one?
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« Reply #157 on: February 20, 2009, 02:09:19 pm » |
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A man is watching television. His fat woman comes:
- Get the bag and go to shopping for food!
The man is angry:
- What the hell? This is not a man's job to go shopping! This is for women!
The woman replies:
- Right heh? So it's not a man job? Then you undress your clothes and go to the bedroom. I am coming in a minute - wait for me, I am horny...
The man retires:
- Ok, ok... People can't even joke anymore. Where is the bag?
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« Reply #158 on: February 20, 2009, 02:10:00 pm » |
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which one?
the one with the supid man on the mountain. I did not post it as joke, but like a story... |
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« Reply #159 on: February 20, 2009, 02:11:52 pm » |
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nice..
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« Reply #160 on: February 20, 2009, 02:17:51 pm » |
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i think jemau manak& Motoking did not like it..it is just a joke.. no body hurt or stupid people died....
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« Reply #161 on: February 20, 2009, 06:22:44 pm » |
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ha ha..that's just a joke bro.
i am wondering if he wear cloth or not, since he was stupid
ha ha ha..
but, in reality, i feel guilty, don't laugh if someone foolish/stupid, because he don't want to
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« Reply #162 on: February 20, 2009, 06:27:06 pm » |
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@ ha ha exploited, what happen then ?
the housband really go to take that bag, or..he undress first,
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« Reply #163 on: February 21, 2009, 02:04:36 am » |
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haha gone shopping naked |
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« Reply #164 on: February 21, 2009, 08:31:18 am » |
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haha gone shopping naked well, don't be that guy, he he... |
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