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« Reply #165 on: February 21, 2009, 01:11:12 pm » |
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@jemau manak
never mind as i mentioned it just a joke and all the cast are from writer imagination....
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« Reply #166 on: February 21, 2009, 05:43:34 pm » |
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thank you, do you have another joke
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« Reply #167 on: February 22, 2009, 10:57:33 am » |
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Ahly and Zamalek are the most famous football teams in Egypt ,but nowadays Ahly beat zamlek many times over last 6 years,that zamalek people get bored of their team performance..once one of zamalek people was walking in dark street A Giant( again the same Giant!!) appeared to him suddenly (what do u wish)? the Giant asked the man...(i wish to see my dead father and talk to him)!! man answered...(dead father?! i have no ability on death or life..i can get u much money or big palace) said the Giant..(ok i want zamalek to beat Ahly next game)...after one min the Giant said( ok it is much easier to me to get ur father and make u talk and laugh with him than to make Zamalek beat ahly!!)
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« Reply #168 on: February 22, 2009, 11:10:52 am » |
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haha gone shopping naked  well, don't be that guy, he he... ehm... i can't participate coz i'm late... :'( :'( :'( |
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« Reply #169 on: February 22, 2009, 12:52:52 pm » |
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ha ha ha.. ahmed, where did you get that joke,
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« Reply #170 on: February 22, 2009, 01:27:46 pm » |
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I am that man!!
and the damn Giant was supporting Ahly!!
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« Reply #171 on: February 22, 2009, 01:45:16 pm » |
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ha ha..maybe they did play well
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« Reply #172 on: February 22, 2009, 04:56:15 pm » |
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so..the giant was liar
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« Reply #173 on: February 25, 2009, 12:25:06 pm » |
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once there was a man crazy about plans driving..so he got the book of (how to learn to fly) and went to the airport and stole a plan and read the book and obeyed every sentence in the book and successfully take of with the plan...after 3 hours of enjoying flying he got bored and decided to get down so he opened the book and completed reading it till the last page he read(to learn how to get down with ur plane wait for the next edition...!!)
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« Reply #174 on: February 25, 2009, 01:32:18 pm » |
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He should fly for a week..he.. Funny..
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« Reply #175 on: February 27, 2009, 04:19:04 am » |
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the football teams one is so great haha I used it against my own team today |
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« Reply #176 on: February 27, 2009, 06:21:46 am » |
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Ahly and Zamalek are the most famous football teams in Egypt ,but nowadays Ahly beat zamlek many times over last 6 years,that zamalek people get bored of their team performance..once one of zamalek people was walking in dark street A Giant( again the same Giant!!) appeared to him suddenly (what do u wish)? the Giant asked the man...(i wish to see my dead father and talk to him)!! man answered...(dead father?! i have no ability on death or life..i can get u much money or big palace) said the Giant..(ok i want zamalek to beat Ahly next game)...after one min the Giant said( ok it is much easier to me to get ur father and make u talk and laugh with him than to make Zamalek beat ahly!!)
Ahly : MU zamlek : chelsea Egypt : england he..i used it too with my friend(chelsea lover)  |
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« Reply #177 on: March 02, 2009, 02:23:25 pm » |
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Two liars are walking beside
one told the other(u know my father is very tall that his hand can get the tower end!!) the other asked(he hold some thing rough?!)
(yes)..(it is my father knee!!)
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« Reply #178 on: March 05, 2009, 12:59:42 am » |
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hoho
One mafia guy was very dumb. Once he wanted to start a collection of paintings. He gone to a gallery and started to ask:
- How much you want for that painting?
- This one is $2000
- Hmm... how about that one?
- This one is Picasso - it costs $200 000
The mafia guy is amazed:
- Holy cow! How come? They look about the same to me. Why one is much more expensive than the other?
- Well... the painters that are classics are very good. Many of them lived a long time ago and are already dead; however their paintings remain in history and therefore are more expensive...
- Really? Then please give me a couple of the $2000 paintings of alive authors and you can count them classics from the very next day...
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« Reply #179 on: March 07, 2009, 01:50:24 pm » |
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A puzzle much more than a joke
What beneath land and sky?!
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