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« Reply #135 on: December 26, 2008, 02:56:13 pm »

Again....Goha and his son were waking beside their donkey people said (look the man and his son are waking beside the donkey) Goha didn't like that so he ride the donkey people said (Goha with stone heart ride the donkey and let the little boy walk) also he didn't like that so he let the boy ride the donkey(look the young boy ride the donkey and let his old father walk) people said.. Goha decided to ride the donkey with his son (look the man and his son have no mercy to ride this weak donkey)! people said.. Goha and his son carried the donkey people laughed and said(look Goha and his son got mad)!!  one never can make all people satisfied about him all the time..
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« Reply #136 on: February 18, 2009, 12:30:21 pm »

once there was a man lost in a big desert and he got very tired and so hungry and suddenly a Giant appeared  to him and told (you have only two wishes) the man who was hungry asked the Giant for  a very large plat of beans to eat after only 5 minutes he finished eating (ha what is ur last wish?) the Giant asked
  (a hot cup of tea) the man answered!!
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« Reply #137 on: February 18, 2009, 09:01:53 pm »

LOL.... i would ask for more wish.....
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« Reply #138 on: February 20, 2009, 03:02:56 am »

once upon a day, a prince going to across the river with his horse. but he doubt if water shallow or not. so he asked a little boy who play near there. the boy answer it's very shallow. the prince get his move and suddenly drowning, LOL..the boy say that every morning ducks never get drown when across the river
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« Reply #139 on: February 20, 2009, 05:46:25 am »

a bit rude joke..
there was a twin feeding from their mother chest one of them was angry from his brother so he decided to kill him by putting the poison on his mother right chest..!!
the next day.....father died!!
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« Reply #140 on: February 20, 2009, 06:00:22 am »

LOL, father choose the wrong side.. Tongue
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« Reply #141 on: February 20, 2009, 09:40:13 am »

a bit rude joke..
there was a twin feeding from their mother chest one of them was angry from his brother so he decided to kill him by putting the poison on his mother right chest..!!
the next day.....father died!!

please don't be that father
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« Reply #142 on: February 20, 2009, 09:53:27 am »

hahhaha yeah very black joke is that Smiley
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« Reply #143 on: February 20, 2009, 09:59:55 am »

once there was a man lost in a big desert and he got very tired and so hungry and suddenly a Giant appeared  to him and told (you have only two wishes) the man who was hungry asked the Giant for  a very large plat of beans to eat after only 5 minutes he finished eating (ha what is ur last wish?) the Giant asked
  (a hot cup of tea) the man answered!!

He must ask the Giant to sing, then they get drunk
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« Reply #144 on: February 20, 2009, 10:17:31 am »

jemau manak
do not forget there were only two wishes!!
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« Reply #145 on: February 20, 2009, 10:21:40 am »

A ha ...
then he must wish another wishes
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« Reply #146 on: February 20, 2009, 10:27:08 am »

No more wishes and the stupid man will lost in desert because of his foolish thinking (instead asking the Giant to return him home ) he thought about the moment he live and wanted tea!!
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« Reply #147 on: February 20, 2009, 10:31:00 am »

yeah , he must go home now
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« Reply #148 on: February 20, 2009, 10:34:27 am »

Ask him!!
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« Reply #149 on: February 20, 2009, 12:03:31 pm »

Ask him!!

yeah, man, please ask the giant to turn him home
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