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« Reply #195 on: March 16, 2009, 10:17:43 am »

No jemau manak...the ant is hidding behind the door to change its clothes!! Shocked
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« Reply #196 on: March 16, 2009, 10:35:58 am »

okey..
so, still need a clothes ?
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« Reply #197 on: March 16, 2009, 10:41:38 am »

i do not know what kind of clothes it wears but i think she feels shy if any body see it naked and becomes with bad reputation!!
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« Reply #198 on: March 17, 2009, 07:59:39 pm »

3 girls
1. beautiful but not sexy
2. sexy but not really beautiful
3. smart, maybe genius, but not sexy or beauty
which one you choose ?
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« Reply #199 on: March 18, 2009, 11:36:58 am »

i tend to the first!!
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« Reply #200 on: March 18, 2009, 11:57:08 am »

hmm..
can't we choose all ?
he he he
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« Reply #201 on: March 18, 2009, 12:03:15 pm »

Lol.. Jemau, sexy+beautiful+smart girl = evil
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« Reply #202 on: March 18, 2009, 12:05:03 pm »

u know jemau manak the real beauty is the soul beauty what ever face pretty or not sexy or not but i think being a bit smart is not bad ,there are beautiful women have a stone heart..i think the best women with the beast dealing(not beast face)...
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« Reply #203 on: March 18, 2009, 12:34:28 pm »

ho ho..
no doubt my friend
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« Reply #204 on: March 21, 2009, 02:02:17 pm »

Two students were too late to school
the teacher asked them(why were you late to school)?
the first: i was dreaming that i was traveling abroad..
the second: i was saying good bye to him...!!
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« Reply #205 on: March 21, 2009, 02:54:39 pm »

ha ha ha
so, who is liar
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« Reply #206 on: March 21, 2009, 03:20:11 pm »

both..!!
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« Reply #207 on: March 22, 2009, 02:49:54 pm »

- I heard that your rooster is very lazy...

- Oh, yes he is extremely lazy. When the neighbor rooster crows, mine is just shaking head like he's saying "yeah yeah..."
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« Reply #208 on: March 22, 2009, 02:55:11 pm »

the judge: why did u kill her by a knife ?
the criminal: i did not have enough money to get a gun and kill her!!
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« Reply #209 on: March 22, 2009, 09:21:45 pm »

- I heard that your rooster is very lazy...

- Oh, yes he is extremely lazy. When the neighbor rooster crows, mine is just shaking head like he's saying "yeah yeah..."

what a lazy, better fry that rooster
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