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« Reply #75 on: March 11, 2008, 11:24:27 pm » |
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Oh.. sorry, its so old. Its should be 52X. He use CD ROM as cup holder. Just miss the funny part...  |
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« Reply #76 on: March 12, 2008, 02:03:07 am » |
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ahhhhh the CDROM speed  )) Gottcha |
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« Reply #77 on: March 12, 2008, 02:20:17 am » |
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hahaha.. yeah you should update it to 52X.. LOL its very funny
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« Reply #78 on: March 12, 2008, 05:46:30 am » |
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Bulgarian gypsy:
- Listen people, you must have principles! Look at me for example - I always take a bath at the end of each month, even if I am not that dirty!
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« Reply #79 on: March 12, 2008, 06:10:11 am » |
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lol.. I'm sure there are a lot of Bulgarian gypsies here..  |
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« Reply #80 on: March 12, 2008, 06:44:53 am » |
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ahhhh.....
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« Reply #81 on: March 13, 2008, 04:34:52 am » |
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- Hey father, are the aliens friends of us?
- Why do you ask that?
- Well two aliens came home today and they took grandma...
- Oh in that case yes - they are friends!
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« Reply #82 on: March 13, 2008, 04:38:56 am » |
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- Doctor, I have a problem... I love one horse... sexually...
- Oh God... Do you actually love a mare or a male horse?
- A MARE OF COURSE! What do you think about me - that I am a pervert or what???
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« Reply #83 on: March 13, 2008, 04:48:29 am » |
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A man is drinking very fast in the bar. The bartender asks him:
- Listen man... you are drinking too fast! Why do you do that?
- You listen man... if you was on my place you would do the same thing!
- Oh really? Why is that?
- Because I do not have any money in my pocket...
The wife:
- Where have you been?
The husband:
- I was at a wedding... there was a lot of drinking!
The wife:
- Yeah I can imagine... Please take off that wedding dress now
- What is the biggest problem of the Johnie Walker drinkers?
- To keep walking of course...
Parts from a letter to the boss:
"I am really sorry that I didn't came to work on 1st of January. The problem was that I was thinking that I am already there..."
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« Reply #84 on: March 13, 2008, 05:02:44 am » |
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- Who walked with dirty feet in the house? - asked the mother bear
- Who eated from my food? - asked the father bear
- Who is sleeping in my bed? - asked the baby bear
- Oh shit - three speaking bears... I must stop smoking - answered the Masha
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« Reply #85 on: March 13, 2008, 05:25:43 am » |
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« Reply #86 on: March 13, 2008, 05:34:41 am » |
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« Reply #87 on: March 13, 2008, 05:44:13 am » |
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- What is defference between man and Superman?
- Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.
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« Reply #88 on: March 13, 2008, 05:55:58 am » |
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- How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
- His lips are moving.
- Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
- Professional courtesy.
- What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
- Not enough sand.
- Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
- Take your foot off his head.
- Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
- No? Good!
- What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
- A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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« Reply #89 on: March 13, 2008, 06:01:43 am » |
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LOL....suond like you hate lawyers really much....
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