Vista SP1 is coming

[Exploited]

Hehe little joke for Microsoft... Here is a part of the source code of the next service pack:

/*
  TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Project:Longhorn(TM) SP1
  Estimated release date: 2008
*/

#include “win95.h”
#include “win98.h”
#include “leopard.h”

char chew_up_some_ram[10000000];

void main() {
  while(!CRASHED) {
    if(first_time_install) {
      make_10_gigabyte_swapfile();
      do_nothing_loop();
      search_and_destroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
      hang_system();
    }
    if(still_not_crashed) {
      basically_run_windows_xp();
      do_nothing_loop();
    }
  }

  if(!DX10GPU()) {
    set_graphics(aero, very_slow);
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
  }

  //printf(”Welcome to Windows 2000?);
  //printf(”Welcome to Windows XP”);
  printf(”Welcome to Windows Vista”);

  while(something) {
    sleep(10);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(10);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(10);
    flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk);
  }

  create_general_protection_fault();
}

[Jithin]

ROFLMAO...

[NiKSY]

just LMAO :D:D

[prasasti]

I hav this from email.

Microsoft Magic.

MAGIC #1
An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON". This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable. .. At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER
 
MAGIC #2
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.
is it just a really weird bug? Confused?
 
 
MAGIC #3
This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable. .. At Microsoft the whole Team,
including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!
It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself...
Open Microsoft Word and type
=rand (200, 99)
And then press ENTER

[pizzadox619]

^ i read it (+ the description) from kaskus indonesian community. LOL

[NiKSY]

What happens of Magic #3?? (Im using OpenOffice )

[pizzadox619]

^ It is microsoft word easter eggs

[Exploited]

++


Jokes off, I actually fetched the SP1 from torrent sites and upgraded my x64 Ultimate flawlessly... and it is FASTER!!! Beleive it or not - true

[NiKSY]

Wooo I thought you are a freeware guy Phil.... Like some1 who would support ReactOS... Or use Linux and stuff... And pirated Windows buhaha xD

[Exploited]

Who told you I am on pirated? SP1 is freeware itself - I just fetched it earlier than it is actually released

yeah - for home and office use I am on Vista, for my servers - FreeBSD!

[Exploited]

prasasti - I can create CON folder Here is how:

1. Open command prompt
2. Type the following:
# mkdir \\.\c:\Users\username\Desktop\con
3. Voalla - you have a con folder on your desktop. The only way to delete it is:
# rmdir \\.\c:\Users\user\Desktop\con

If you want to see the full list of names that you cannot use for file/folder name go to command prompt and type:
# mem /d|more

[GeozTsai]

I just use Vista Ultimate x64 dell version (changed from 32 to 64bit)
and just like he said, its way faster than the original vista
but I use built 6000 version with update (downloaded that from some funky forum...) (BT)

anyone want the torrent file? the lang is EN

[pizzadox619]

@phil
check this. sry it is indonesian.
[/quote]

Aneh 1 : CON Folder
Kata “CON” merupakan kata cadangan yang digunakan dalam MS-DOS (reserved-word), itulah mengapa kita tidak bisa membuat folder dengan nama CON (berarti Console).

Selengkapnya, kita tidak bisa membuat folder dengan nama sebagai berikut: CON, PRN, AUX, CLOCK$, NUL, COM1, COM2, COM3, COM4, COM5, COM6, COM7, COM8, COM9, LPT1, LPT2, LPT3, LPT4, LPT5, LPT6, LPT7, LPT8, and LPT9.

Aneh 2 : “Bush hid the facts” Notepad
Ya.. benar kata mas Imam…
Kita bisa mengganti dengan kata yang lain.
misalnya: “kata ini gak benar” (tanpa tanda kutip)

Setelah baca artikel di internet, ini kemungkinan lemahnya fungsi windows API yang digunakan untuk mendeteksi apakah text tersebut UNICODE atau tidak. Jika kita membuat kalimat dengan struktur 4-3-3-5 maka kemungkinan akan tampil karakter aneh itu.

Misalnya tadi “kata ini gak benar” :
kata = 4 huruf
ini = 3 huruf
gak = 3 huruf
benar= 5 huruf

Aneh 3 : =rand (100, 99)
kalau ini bukan bugs, tetapi merupakan fungsi bawaan Ms Word untuk memudahkan menyisipkan kata(acak) secara otomatis.

@GeozTsai
plz don't talk about warez

[Exploited]

SP1 with the 6001 kernel is freeware. Again - not Vista itself, but the service pack alone!

[prasasti]

prasasti - I can create CON folder Here is how:

1. Open command prompt
2. Type the following:
# mkdir \\.\c:\Users\username\Desktop\con
3. Voalla - you have a con folder on your desktop. The only way to delete it is:
# rmdir \\.\c:\Users\user\Desktop\con

OMG, that is one hard way to create a folder.
Better to remain 'New Folder' then. 

@Pizza
Wow, I dont hav that in my email.
Why dont u translate it in English...

1. The word 'CON' is a reserved word in MS-DOS, which mean Console, thats why it cant be use to named a folder.

2. Its Windows API weakness, to detect whether the text is Unicode or not. If we create sentence with 4-3-3-5 structure, that would possibly happen.

3. Its one function in Ms-Word to insert random word automatically.