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« Reply #210 on: March 24, 2009, 12:56:18 pm »
Bulgarian mafia brothers gone on a trip to USA. Each of them bought a new fancy car and started trips around US. Sadly none of the brothers speaks English.

Suddenly on one highway one of the brothers is stopped by police for speeding. The mafia guy did not understand what the policeman is saying and finally he was arrested.

In the arrest they found a translator who told the guy:

- Mister, you are under arrest for speeding. The limit was 65 miles per hour and you was driving with around 100!

The mafia guy answered:

- That's not true! I saw a sign, saying limit 101!

The translator laughed:

- Oh no, that was not a sign for the speed limit. That's the number of the highway!

Suddently the mafia guy started to laugh loud. The translator is confused:

- What's going on?

The mafia guy answered:

- Haha, you know what - my brother is currently driving on highway 580!
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« Reply #211 on: March 24, 2009, 01:07:15 pm »
ho ho ho..
so, that's why police can't arrest the other one.
they must use plane !
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« Reply #212 on: April 03, 2009, 06:31:43 am »
very miser man dreamed that he was spreading money to people ..after waking up he swear never to sleep again !
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« Reply #213 on: April 03, 2009, 06:45:34 pm »
he already did.. he lost very much when he decided not to sleep
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« Reply #214 on: April 07, 2009, 09:26:52 am »
supersaiyan cry since he can't convert himself back to normal. then his wife say to Goku, ow silly monkey, just cut your tail !  Goku said, no, monkey is a normal !
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« Reply #215 on: April 13, 2009, 03:50:17 pm »
Some Turtles decided to take a journey..after four years they reach the place..! but they forgot the salt added to food so they sent one of them to get it..after waiting another four years it did not come so they felt hungry and decided to eat food without salt..suddenly the sent one appeared from behind a tree and said ( i did not go because i know you are cheating me and eat without me)!! Huh?
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« Reply #216 on: April 13, 2009, 06:00:53 pm »
lol.. ha3.. so, the turtle keep hiding behind tree for 4 years
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« Reply #217 on: April 17, 2009, 02:40:03 pm »
-Two drunk people one told( u know my eyes are red since yesterday i can not walk)! the other (if it turn green u can go)!!
-the same two one asked the other (where did u get born)? (in the hospital) ( in the hospital? you was sick?!) Sillly joks!!
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« Reply #218 on: April 18, 2009, 01:32:09 am »
Woman in a sexshop:
- I want to buy five vibrators...
The salesman:
- Why so much?
The woman:
- I like the random relationships...
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« Reply #219 on: April 18, 2009, 02:14:50 am »
real random...Grin
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