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Title: Test for Idiocy Post by: Jithin on August 27, 2007, 11:38:42 pm Below are five (5) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.
Let's find out just how clever you really are.... First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you are first then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK? Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this, are you? Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000, now add 10. What is the total? Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right. Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again! Fifth Question: 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. . Okay, now the bonus round. Bonus Question: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does he indicate what he wants? Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask. It's really very simple.... Like you! Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: Exploited on August 27, 2007, 11:55:32 pm hahahahaha awesome
Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: Jithin on August 28, 2007, 12:00:21 am Hey,Phil did you answer the third question? Damn,how come I get it as 5000 ? LOl..
Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: Exploited on August 28, 2007, 03:42:27 am well actually that was the only one which didn't get me
Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: darwin_rodgers on August 28, 2007, 04:20:33 am only the last three questioon getted me hahahay
hahah that means i`m smart write??hahaha it is funny..... Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: keaglez on August 28, 2007, 04:35:00 am Cool...
How i got 5000 too??? LOL haha Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: Exploited on August 28, 2007, 09:38:48 pm It happens from the hurry :)
Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: error398 on August 29, 2007, 02:57:05 am i've read this article b4, but its malay version.. i dont know this article have English version too.. huhu.. im LOL of Bonus Question ;D ;D ;D
Btw Thanks.. it give me remember for my school Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: EOG on August 29, 2007, 09:40:45 am I've seen thing like this with other questions(and in my languad). The only thay got my was 'milk' question
Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: darwin_rodgers on August 30, 2007, 04:50:30 pm ey test your idiocy here
Idiocy Test (http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/idiot.html) hahah just do it Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: Exploited on August 30, 2007, 08:39:55 pm ey test your idiocy here Idiocy Test (http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/idiot.html) hahah just do it kind of very easy one :) Actually I answered YES on the last question only (asking if I am sorry that I involved with that page) and for that reason I am 3.33% idiot :) Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: Jithin on August 30, 2007, 09:09:45 pm LOL,I cant say NO to the last question..
Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: keaglez on August 30, 2007, 11:59:52 pm Very cool.. But too bad that i dont understand some of the question.. So i got a bad score.. LOL
Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: darwin_rodgers on August 31, 2007, 12:19:12 pm hahahahaha ;D :D ;)
Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: Exploited on August 31, 2007, 11:08:20 pm Whatever you answer with YES will make you idiot :)
Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: keaglez on September 01, 2007, 02:09:39 am Haha.. Just figure it out.. LOL..
Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: pizzadox619 on September 11, 2007, 04:01:57 pm I'm lazy but not an idiot. hehe ;)
Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: konspirasi on September 30, 2007, 05:50:47 am LOL these question got me totally so i'm 100% idiot xD
Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: Jithin on October 03, 2007, 12:11:59 am HERE is a new one.
ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST Count every "F" in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... HOW MANY ? (SEE BELOW) WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke. READ IT AGAIN ! The reasoning behind is further down. The brain cannot process "OF". Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: Exploited on October 03, 2007, 12:24:03 am haha you got me
Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: motomaniacs on October 03, 2007, 12:31:25 am damned.. i missed one OF
Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: keaglez on October 03, 2007, 12:37:30 am Fortunately, i can count correctly.. ;D
Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: Joka X on October 03, 2007, 09:24:54 pm GOSH!!! i"m really an idiot.........
Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: error398 on October 04, 2007, 02:13:09 am (http://www.smileycons.com/img/emotions/134.gif)(http://www.smileycons.com/img/emotions/211.gif)
Title: Re: Test for Idiocy Post by: KINGDOM on April 16, 2009, 07:41:55 am LOL.. i got 5.. i am shy
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