Moto Hell - The Motorola Modding Community

Do you want to be a bad a** and break the wishes and dreams of the others? Then this game is for you. Rules are simple:
1. Player 1 (that will be me) makes a wish. Example:
I wish I can fly

2. Player 2 corrupts his wish. Example:
Yeah so a Boeing airplane can smash your like a fly

Then Player 2 makes a wish:
I wish I...

3. And so on to infinity until all your wishes and dreams are corrupted :)

The only rule is: Do not corrupt your own wishes! Give the other users a turn please :)

Here is my first wish: I wish I can find a new job quickly

So you can get fired again... (sorry mate :-| its the game )

I wish my girlfriend stays for me forever...

... so you can spend all your money at her and live miserable hahaha

I wish I can get a new car

... so u can hit something or somebody else again with ur speed.

I wish I can spent all my money and get poor today.

Hehe... corrupt that wish please. ;)

then you will loose all of the stuff that you spent the money for and live your whole life in total misery

I wish I can be very good soccer player!

then ur foot will be broken and cant walk anymore...
I wish i can buy a ROKR E8... :)

so you can amazingly find that it's not worth for it's money and you won't be able to sell it

I wish I have a house instead of apartment

So when you die nobody will find out within a month... (not true afcourse :D I live in a house and would never trade it for an apartment)

I wish we live in anarchy :P

... and mess it up with ur things everywhere and nobody would clean it up.
I wish Ill be cought when I stole something.

What kind of wish is that? :D
So you could be put in prison for lifetime... :P

I wish I had 20 Moto`s :)

...then they all will be stolen...
I wish i can have an airplane... :)

 .. and put it in ur garage.
I wish I can be a jumper.

So you can jump so high to break your both legs and be cripple forever

I wish I can paint like Picasso

So you can only paint and not touch girls LOL

I wish to know what happens after death :(

U will in dark and hot place, which burn ur skin, then break all ur bone and leave just ur eye ball... (ouch!)
I wish i can be a strong wrestler... :)

LOL WTF did you say :D You didnt corrupt my wish correctly :P Is that Karma -1 now? :)

So you will brake bones of every1 you touch :)

I wish to know the meaning of life, universe and everything... ( dont tell me its 42!)

So then you will have nothing left to live for, and u will have to commit suicide.

i wish i could understand women (mess that up now)

So you couldnt understand man anymore :)

I wish I could stop the time sometimes :)

so the time can stop u back from living

i wishi this game ends

because it's too hard for you to understand how to play.

i wish i was superman

so u can fly and smash ur self into a plan

i wish i could buy evryting i want

then you getting yourself bored and decide to suicide :)

i wish i never born in this world

so u were an elian with the biggest head an killed by humans

i wish this forum keep growin grown and growing (who wants to corruppt it now?? he??) haha

but the members not discussed about modding anymore. they like spamming on off thread. :P

i wish no one corrupt my wish :P

then that will take away all the fun of this game

i wish i could play an instrument

..so u must buy all intrument

i wish i have a car such as Ferrari Enzo

so you can crush it in a road hole and loose money

I wish to have a successful day today because the company will fire us and we will discuss the compensations...

your company not fire you all, but they will be over cost and cannot pay you anymore...
(no offense, just kidding. hope your company will be fine ;) )

i wish i dont need to work because i'm a very very rich person :)

And then you couldnt doo anything... Not even change the chanell on TV or surf the net by yourself... :P

I wish I could travel through space

So u can meet alien and be their slave.
I wish I could meet 3 wishes genie.

and then your genies force you to get really really 'hard work' on your bed all night :P

i wish people on this world just have one language to speak each others.

and then all people will boring with the same language

i wish i have a best phone in the world

and then i'll steal it and sell it and become rich

i wish i was an even better gamer

so you can waste your time playing games and loose good friendships

I wish I can go to the moon

and you'll never come back again to the earth

i wish i'm in heaven right now

and u must pray harder to make ur wish fullfill

i wish i had an angel became my wife

Then you will go to moto"HELL" with her


I wish that I could help make motohell larger...

so when we create a special thread where everybody laugh at you there will be more people to see it

I wish that you (YOU, the reader) will be rich and famous :)

so you'll be the one and only who will be poor and unknown :P

i wish i can climb seven summit in seven continent on this world

So you'll die from jumping off the top...

I wish I can be Exploited...

lol then you would be 4 guys at once :D :D (its a punk band mate ;) )

I wish there were no posers on this world... So everybody is good personality of its own

So u can be the only poser in the world with 'good' personality.

I wish everybody stop to wish n back to reality, working hard to achieve our goals.

so then nobody would ever wish for something and nothing new will happen or be made...

I wish I have a house of my own.. :)

so a twister pas tru is and destroy it

i wish that no one makes a wish anymore!!:@

**must punish him

I wish i had a bungalow at the jupiter

then you'll die because you breath deadly gases on there

i wish there is no war on this world

Then there would be no progress on this world... (trust me, its like that)

I wish I could skip school whenever I want to

then you will learn nothing and have no skill when you grow up....

i wish i will get a new PC in this year.....

So you can brake it :P

I wish I could always be online

And make ur mom grounded u again..

I wish I can sleep tight tonight.

so that you'll be zombie like, and person will rob and rape you.


I wish i could be on t.v

i'll never watch a tv programme becoz u are there.

i wish i have a latest gamers pc

so ull lose money and die...
I wish to have more than one wishes...

then u will get greedy and die cause you are left alone.

i wish cows went woof instead of moo

after this u cannot eat that meats.. bcoz it will turn to cursing cows

i wish my dream always came true

especially your nightmares

I wish my sister go to university this year

And then she become smarter than u and not respect anymore.

I wish I have good merit increase this year.

and never get such again for the rest of your life

I wish that my keyboard can be smart and type everything instead of me

the vendor cannot makes just 4 u

i wish to go the previous ages

so ur gonna be old fast

i wish that i can make more wishes then this wish to make this game only full of my wish

and the game will be stupid

I wish that the sky will be red

and u will no chance to live

i wish i have own land to make me free for what i've done

Then u will be alone and get bored of ur life.

I wish to know everything about everything.

and know most about "nothing"

I wish to have an eye on the back

and u will walk backward

i wish i could be invisible

when you are poor nobody will look at you and you will dissapear

I wish I can save the rain forest

So you cant save the humans...

I wish I stay young with my girl forever :'(

so you'll be very upset
see your child to be bad guys
your girl bored with you, then find someone else
finally you decide to suicide :P

i wish anarchy MP will release very VERY soon
LOL...

So you could see how lousy it is... :D (Its being tested by the MotoSRB team ATM hehehe...so it will be on weekend probably)

I wish we dont have to pay for everything

So everybody wont get paid for what they do, cant work and do nothing.
I wish I hav good night dream tonight.

And you dont remember it in the morning :P

I wish I remember every of my dreams

and ur nightmare could be ur fobia

i wish i could be Admin for this forum

and you won't have any time for other things because all people will waste you

I wish there are new series of Midsomer Murders on Hallmark soon

So that you waste ur time 4 IT.....:D:D:D:D


I wish I have a cust. title at motohell ...:)

so u got caught doing something bad :P

i wish tha i can go to the moon

get stuck there forever

I wish you never ask for the repeating "moon wish" again

So that u can make a same wish later...??

Well, I wish I have a ps cs3 so that I can mae some kool things....:D

u must spend a cash to buy it

i wish i have a highest sallary this years

still less than what you need for a living

I wish that the extension of the Sofia metro will start working sooner

so the project was fast maked and it will cause an accident!

I wish that aruba was bigger

more smoke and crap for Aruba

I wish I can be famous in the world history after centuries

Yeah but like a EVIL MAN....:D:D:D

I wish I become a Moderator for l2/l6 forums here....:)

so u will do something bad and get banned
(u just wanna steal my place??:O:O damm !! so much haterss,, J-O-K-E!!)

i wish i can be a star

so lets time burn yourself

i wish i've much money to travel around the world

And wasting ur time and money for nothing, end up poor.

I wish holiday has the same time interval with workday.

less work = less money for you

I wish the world write all in cyrilic letters

people will get boring with one rules..

i wish no rules in this world

so evryone will rub u and evryone will be evil and kill each other

i wish that evrything was more cheap

and crappy

I wish you shut up :)

then no one continous this game.

i wish i've custum title in motohell.

which says "looser"

I wish I can go on the mountain the next weekend

so u fale from the highest point of the moutain and u stay hadicapped for the rest of ur life(srry Phil just in game)

i wish that i hae a buggati:D:D

So you can crash and brake ALL ( :P ) your legs and not move anymore! Thats for saying that to Phil! /knock on the wood

I wish I dont have to die until I want to...

then you want to die now....

i wish i get scholarship to study in europe   :D :D :D

in the dumest school in europe,,

i wish i may invent something that become popular

popular in the negative meaning (with bad things)

I wish that the blue color is red and the red is blue :)

so ur deil pictur will become blue and the small devils hide in the (nothing else to say haha)

i wish that evryone levels get higher and higher( in life)

except you

i wish everyone more concern to stop global warming

sure... but they will be so much that soon we are gonna be freezing!

I wish to go to the shop to buy food now

so u buy some decay food and the day after u get diaree

i wish i get a Mitsubishi Evolution !

yes...you'll be a monkey again (well...actually i dont trust evolution process)

i wish i'm a writer of a best seller book

... and u get nothing from ur book, coz the best seller is the pirated version. :P

I wish Im an Offshore oil & gas worker...

Waittt!! time ,, He made a foul
and you will be a monkey again??
wate evolution is a car !!!
anws

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and u make a mistake and the oil come in ur eyes and u will be blind

i wish i can fly

darwin says,

so u buy some decay food and the day after u get diaree

i wish i get a Mitsubishi Evolution !
« Last Edit: Today at 11:47:59 am by darwin_rodgers »

i say:
you're cheating!!!
everyone darwing_rodgers cheating!!
he changes his wish!!! look at the sentences that i bold
what should we do to him? :P

here the proof again:




who is the looser one??? :P :P :P

i continue the game
i wish no one cheat in this game

So everybody could breake your wish...

I wish i had my own reliable fast and cheap  dedicated server

so I hack hack you every day

I wish that my future boss will not be a jack ass :)

so you are the jack ass

i wish bike to work's community grow fast

(time!! im gonna say something this is not in the game,, i sad Evolution i meant the car and u said the other evoution and then i edited for MITSUBISHI evolution so u know what it is,,, anw that was a misunderstanding so ithink no1 is going to get punished,,anw,, Kepp PLaying  ,,and read thing first good befor posting because there was another foul but im not saying anyting this time,, anw bye!)

excused

on topic:

so when you are banned from the community more people will laugh at you

I wish to disable the reply button so you can't corrupt my wishes anymore

as your wish but will u do that?

i wish i will be top ten user here..

(@darwin
sorry guy, i think that was misundrstand. thx for your explaination.

remember its just a game.

i hope we can continue the game, cant we?)

top ten loser user? maybe you can :P

i wish i'll never banned in this forum.

so that you can plague us with your spam.

i wish i could mod properly.

@farkzlay
u didnt corrupted my wish..

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cont..

u must buy a lot of moto phone to get mod properly

i wish i had a lot of time

@ rauna
that was not corrupt your wish?

i'll continue

yeah, you had a lot of time with a lot of misery

i wish i dont have any wishes again to corrupted

so u stay out of the gam and evryone plays and u can only see it without playing:d

i wish that i can be invinsebel

so that we could continue to ignore you, but only this time we wont see you.

i wish i was a nice person

someone wanna be to.. but you can't be a nice, keep the faith to be yourself ;)

i wish i had Worldwide branch Company

bankrupted

I wish I can have a child in the next few years

so u get a abnormal one (just in game phil)

i wish that some arubiaan people sign up in this forum

and break their phones quickly :)

I wish that Germany will be European champion this time

of course not, there are too many challengers.. u must bid my teams(Rep czech)

i wish Rep Czech will be Champion LOL

They cant be...they are out allready :P

I wish she comes back to me... :(

...with a baseball bat

I wish we can be friends forever

so that you could realise your true feelings for me.

i wish i had two dollars

so u can co to a doller store and buy a nife,, and suicidide

tell us your wish darwin_rodgers

i wish i can have free things

Useless things of course

I wish it can be a little bit cooler in my country (very hot now)

so that its gets -45C and u get Frozen and all ur sellphones dies


i wish that my wish cannot be corrupt

cause everything else in your life sucks

i wish i would stop staying away from this site for weeks at a time.

... but the diarrhoea disagree with you :)

I wish I am not that lazy anymore...

so that you become workaholic and lose the will to live

ding dong - where is your wish anaschillin ? You are corrupting the game :)

Iwish i could get a million dollar and a insurance for it so i won't lose them (corrupt that eh!)

then the dollar will collapse on 1/10000 from what it's worth now :)

I wish I can have cheaper electricity

So that every appliance that you own will end up burned
I wish i had a high paided job so i could get a ROKR E8 (long wish xD)

you will work so hard there, so you won't have time to mod your moto haha :)

I wish that my driving fine will be low (not much money).

So you can have no worries about crashing and you end up with no car.
I hope someone could make new apps for E2 (hard to corrupt uh?)

and someone will make a virus... lol

I hope Santaclaus will give me a gift this Christmas....

and inside the xmas gift box would put some anthrax and u know what probably will happen' LOL
i wish i could get more money to but a new Moto

and then be banned from all motomodding forums and never be able to mod again.

I wish you never wish again the same thing about buying moto, because it's repeating many times already!

LOL
and that way, no one would post here, and we'll be bored, and this part of the forum would die xD
i wish i get a 10 on my PAES (it's kinda the SAT from UEA or the final test to check if you can go to college) and get an scholarship to europe!

So that u can realise that the college that accepted u, was fake, and they caught u and sold u as a sex slave/ monkey puppet.

I wish the next person wouldnt say something bad about my wish

so that we can stop the war  :P

i wish no body upset when i wish i can say hello to you all people

when nobody is upset people will not know what is to be happy

I wish to go back to school, because there was so much fun

and once you go there, you find out that you are sorrounded of bullies that are twice bigger than you and they all have you  :o
I wish i could get 20 bucks for my unlock code (for my E8 :D)

so that you can mess your phone again. he he...
i wish i have same school with Exploited 

This means that you don't want to go to school, because Exploited is not going to school anymore :)

I wish to start a PhD degree this spring.

so that you can speed up your career (i wish so :)) good luck man
i wish to get marry soon ;D

and soon you will find that your couple isn't as nice as when she is your girlfriend... (sorry buddy, but I have to corrupt your wish :()

I wish I'm not that lazy anymore... :)

you can achieve that when you are dead

In that matter - I wish to NOT die soon

so u will find that ur long life is too boring.. wish i could fly :P (he..sorry, i forgot about 'corrupt')

looks fun..

so you can go everywhere with the bird that you love..(sorry..thats the rule right?, haha..)

i wish i'm Tom Cruise..

break of rules, you didn't corrupt exploited wish... :P

But...lets continue....

and then you lose your freedom, because everywhere you go, there is reporter and fans around, even in toilet... :P

I wish I'm now still in 2006...

and everybody calls you an "Old Timer" or "Lag behind"

I wish to see what will be tommorow

then u will be so sad, bcoz u knowing ur girlfriend will leaving u tomorrow.. i hope i can play a football in old traford with MU team..

so you will feel really sad like i do now since i read my personal message when your team got loose (sorry mate i have to corrupt your wish)

i wish nobody here will show his Arrogant and his powerful

so that we can live in peace, and safe the world :)

i wish i can learn easily about making patch, very difficult to understand
he.he.he...hard to corrupt 8)

then u will find so many member in here lost their phone bcoz ur patch.. he.. i hope, earth is square..

Square? Then you'll see no sunset anymore. 
i wish if i were graduated college since last year

so you can forget your almamater soon ?
i wish i can sleep early at night next week

yeah, then have a nightmare... make you wake up in middle of night and unable to sleep anymore until moon come... :P

I wish I can sleep well everyday...

Then, when you wake up, you forget what to do, since you have nothing to do anymore, somebody has took it
i wish i am still 17 years old

then, you will realize that you're just a boy ! no job, no earn money, no one loves you
i wish, i was a peterpan

ah,, an when u flying in the air,, u will get hit by a plane :P

i wish,, hmm.. maybe 10.000$$ to shop..

What for ? So you spend it all, and no money for tomorrow
i wish my internet connection is getting faster

so you can spam more
i wish i spam better than you

Then you'll spam all post
i wish to defeat farkzlay in chess

lol..are you trying to defeat master, so he'll never give you that chance
i wish if i can play with you

then you, maybe win ha ha ha  (kidding)
i wish have many times to play with you

hmm.. more times u play with him,, finally u fall in love with him! :P
or.. are u two allready in "relationship" now ????

i wish.. my insomnia get lost..!

LOL..i am ready to 'relationship' with you..he he.. insomnia ? you must to finish college soon,then you can sleep well
i wish i can help you

then you give him some drugs, since you a doctor
i wish today i met my girlfriend

then...then... you met her and see that she cheats you... (sorry, but I have to break your wish, hope it is not happens.... :()

I wish I can own the Motorola company...

and you will get down, since you can't give some creative feature
i wish i can be your officer then

And then.. U will falling in love with keaglez..(the worst part is u dumping MotoKing..ha..ha.. Twice i wrote like this.. Just kidding bro! :D)

I wish, n¤kia die this week..

So that many people can buy moto and you'll be left without any single moto to buy.
I wish i could go to heaven

no ! not so fast, we need you to spam here bro
i wish i can go with you, he he..

so that i could kick you so hard that you will kiss the moon (gamers should know who's words this one is)

I wish i could marry the one i hate

Sure - as you wish :)

I wish that you get a low grade on your university tests, so I can be still smarter than you!

Oh yeah, smarter then me, so that you'll keep studying until you become a nerd.

I wish i could get an A3100

then you'll make a call to exploited, every night..
i wish i am stronger than Hulk

than you will destroy anything you see, until the police catch you....

I wish to be able help everyone...

he he.. even when 'every one' don't want to ? so you'll regret then
i wish i am the one who can help you to help other peoples

so you can be together any time with him
i wiss i were the dean

you will have so much administrative work then and you will be unhappy

I wish that countries will have no borders in near future...

no borders ? so that many fight about nature resourches will happen
i wish no one grave anymore

dunno how to corrupt this, maybe we must face the reality
i wish today is cloudy

then raining, then storm comes....

I wish i could work at Google someday in future...

ha ha..then you will put all search is related to moto
i wish i am your boss when you work for google

then google will down bcoz u are too busy to posting in here..

i wish..i can sleep well every night..

then always wake up late...

I wish Motorola can back to the business again...

then moto will to much busy with their research like past
i wish moto get back soon, and Rock once again

i wish i can edit DRM, and successfully, no restart

and then you'll make bad DRM.
i wish i can finish my plan about today

... and see how bad it was compared to the yesterdays plan...

I wish to have a cheaper gas at the gas station :)

... and beware for explosion because they can't maintain it well with low price

I want a Motorola Defy!

Corrupt + a wish (all in one): I wish you don't :) :) :)