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Title: Vista SP1 is coming Post by: Exploited on February 13, 2008, 05:08:49 am Hehe little joke for Microsoft... Here is a part of the source code of the next service pack:
/* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Project:Longhorn(TM) SP1 Estimated release date: 2008 */ #include “win95.h” #include “win98.h” #include “leopard.h” char chew_up_some_ram[10000000]; void main() { while(!CRASHED) { if(first_time_install) { make_10_gigabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); search_and_destroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE); hang_system(); } if(still_not_crashed) { basically_run_windows_xp(); do_nothing_loop(); } } if(!DX10GPU()) { set_graphics(aero, very_slow); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); } //printf(”Welcome to Windows 2000?); //printf(”Welcome to Windows XP”); printf(”Welcome to Windows Vista”); while(something) { sleep(10); get_user_input(); sleep(10); act_on_user_input(); sleep(10); flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk); } create_general_protection_fault(); } Title: Re: Vista SP1 is coming Post by: Jithin on February 13, 2008, 05:21:38 am ROFLMAO... :D :D :D
Title: Re: Vista SP1 is coming Post by: NiKSY on February 13, 2008, 01:35:49 pm just LMAO :D:D:D
Title: Re: Vista SP1 is coming Post by: prasasti on February 13, 2008, 10:59:59 pm I hav this from email.
Microsoft Magic. MAGIC #1 An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON". This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable. .. At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened! TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER MAGIC #2 For those of you using Windows, do the following: 1.) Open an empty notepad file 2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes) 3.) Save it as whatever you want. 4.) Close it, and re-open it. is it just a really weird bug? Confused? MAGIC #3 This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable. .. At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened! It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself... Open Microsoft Word and type =rand (200, 99) And then press ENTER Title: Re: Vista SP1 is coming Post by: pizzadox619 on February 14, 2008, 02:00:20 am ^ i read it (+ the description) from kaskus indonesian community. LOL
Title: Re: Vista SP1 is coming Post by: NiKSY on February 14, 2008, 03:22:51 am What happens of Magic #3?? (Im using OpenOffice :P )
Title: Re: Vista SP1 is coming Post by: pizzadox619 on February 14, 2008, 04:32:50 am ^ It is microsoft word easter eggs :D
Title: Re: Vista SP1 is coming Post by: Exploited on February 14, 2008, 05:34:00 am ++
Jokes off, I actually fetched the SP1 from torrent sites and upgraded my x64 Ultimate flawlessly... and it is FASTER!!! Beleive it or not - true :P Title: Re: Vista SP1 is coming Post by: NiKSY on February 14, 2008, 11:41:17 am Wooo I thought you are a freeware guy Phil.... Like some1 who would support ReactOS... Or use Linux and stuff... And pirated Windows buhaha xD
Title: Re: Vista SP1 is coming Post by: Exploited on February 14, 2008, 10:14:58 pm Who told you I am on pirated? :P SP1 is freeware itself - I just fetched it earlier than it is actually released :P
yeah - for home and office use I am on Vista, for my servers - FreeBSD! :) Title: Re: Vista SP1 is coming Post by: Exploited on February 14, 2008, 11:02:28 pm prasasti - I can create CON folder :) Here is how:
1. Open command prompt 2. Type the following: # mkdir \\.\c:\Users\username\Desktop\con 3. Voalla - you have a con folder on your desktop. The only way to delete it is: # rmdir \\.\c:\Users\user\Desktop\con If you want to see the full list of names that you cannot use for file/folder name go to command prompt and type: # mem /d|more Title: Re: Vista SP1 is coming Post by: GeozTsai on February 15, 2008, 05:41:50 am I just use Vista Ultimate x64 dell version (changed from 32 to 64bit)
and just like he said, its way faster than the original vista but I use built 6000 version with update (downloaded that from some funky forum...) (BT) anyone want the torrent file? the lang is EN Title: Re: Vista SP1 is coming Post by: pizzadox619 on February 15, 2008, 09:15:28 am @phil
check this. sry it is indonesian. [/quote] Quote Aneh 1 : CON Folder Kata “CON” merupakan kata cadangan yang digunakan dalam MS-DOS (reserved-word), itulah mengapa kita tidak bisa membuat folder dengan nama CON (berarti Console). Selengkapnya, kita tidak bisa membuat folder dengan nama sebagai berikut: CON, PRN, AUX, CLOCK$, NUL, COM1, COM2, COM3, COM4, COM5, COM6, COM7, COM8, COM9, LPT1, LPT2, LPT3, LPT4, LPT5, LPT6, LPT7, LPT8, and LPT9. Aneh 2 : “Bush hid the facts” Notepad Ya.. benar kata mas Imam… Kita bisa mengganti dengan kata yang lain. misalnya: “kata ini gak benar” (tanpa tanda kutip) Setelah baca artikel di internet, ini kemungkinan lemahnya fungsi windows API yang digunakan untuk mendeteksi apakah text tersebut UNICODE atau tidak. Jika kita membuat kalimat dengan struktur 4-3-3-5 maka kemungkinan akan tampil karakter aneh itu. Misalnya tadi “kata ini gak benar” : kata = 4 huruf ini = 3 huruf gak = 3 huruf benar= 5 huruf Aneh 3 : =rand (100, 99) kalau ini bukan bugs, tetapi merupakan fungsi bawaan Ms Word untuk memudahkan menyisipkan kata(acak) secara otomatis. @GeozTsai plz don't talk about warez :) Title: Re: Vista SP1 is coming Post by: Exploited on February 15, 2008, 09:26:27 am SP1 with the 6001 kernel is freeware. Again - not Vista itself, but the service pack alone!
Title: Re: Vista SP1 is coming Post by: prasasti on February 15, 2008, 09:56:51 pm prasasti - I can create CON folder :) Here is how: 1. Open command prompt 2. Type the following: # mkdir \\.\c:\Users\username\Desktop\con 3. Voalla - you have a con folder on your desktop. The only way to delete it is: # rmdir \\.\c:\Users\user\Desktop\con OMG, that is one hard way to create a folder. Better to remain 'New Folder' then. :P @Pizza Wow, I dont hav that in my email. Why dont u translate it in English... 1. The word 'CON' is a reserved word in MS-DOS, which mean Console, thats why it cant be use to named a folder. 2. Its Windows API weakness, to detect whether the text is Unicode or not. If we create sentence with 4-3-3-5 structure, that would possibly happen. 3. Its one function in Ms-Word to insert random word automatically. Title: Re: Vista SP1 is coming Post by: GeozTsai on February 16, 2008, 06:50:08 pm sorry...
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