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« on: August 27, 2007, 11:38:42 pm »

Below are five (5) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
 

Answer: If you answered that you are first then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK?

Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

 
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000, now add 10. What is the total?


Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.


 Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?


Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Fifth Question: 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?
 
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. .

Okay, now the bonus round.

 Bonus Question: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does he indicate what he wants?

Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask. It's really very simple.... Like you!
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« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2007, 11:55:32 pm »

hahahahaha awesome
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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2007, 12:00:21 am »

Hey,Phil did you answer the third question? Damn,how come I get it as 5000 ? LOl..
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« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2007, 03:42:27 am »

well actually that was the only one which didn't get me
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« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2007, 04:20:33 am »

only the last three questioon getted me hahahay
hahah  that means i`m smart write??hahaha
it is funny.....
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« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2007, 04:35:00 am »

Cool...

How i got 5000 too??? LOL
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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2007, 09:38:48 pm »

It happens from the hurry Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2007, 02:57:05 am »

i've read this article b4, but its malay version.. i dont know this article have English version too.. huhu.. im LOL of Bonus Question Grin Grin Grin

Btw Thanks.. it give me remember for my school
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« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2007, 09:40:45 am »

I've seen thing like this with other questions(and in my languad). The only thay got my was 'milk' question
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« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2007, 04:50:30 pm »

ey test your idiocy here

Idiocy Test
hahah just do it
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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2007, 08:39:55 pm »

ey test your idiocy here

Idiocy Test
hahah just do it


kind of very easy one Smiley Actually I answered YES on the last question only (asking if I am sorry that I involved with that page) and for that reason I am 3.33% idiot Smiley
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« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2007, 09:09:45 pm »

LOL,I cant say NO to the last question..
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« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2007, 11:59:52 pm »

Very cool.. But too bad that i dont understand some of the question.. So i got a bad score.. LOL
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« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2007, 12:19:12 pm »

hahahahaha  Grin Cheesy Wink
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« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2007, 11:08:20 pm »

Whatever you answer with YES will make you idiot Smiley
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